answered question 3/9/2010 A Tennessee Man Was In Court To Be Sentenced For Theft. The Judge Told The Man, "You May Make A Statement. If It Is True, I'll Sentence You To Five Years In Prison. If It Is False, I'll Sentence You To Ten Years In Prison."? The man said " why are you asking me"? I am just the janitor. "Court closed 2hours ago your honour"
