It is when pants are WAY too tight and the crotch looks like a camel's toe.

You would need to know how heavy the letter is and then you could do the postage calculator at www.usps.com

Ask them for it.  They need to have mailed it by January 31st.  They should be able to get you a copy from their payroll processor.

It depends on what kind of meat, but generally 1/4 lb (after cooking)  per person, should be a good serving size.

Kinda depends on where it is, but generally a Hydro-Cortisone cream will stop the itching.  Or, you could try taking a benadryl capsule.  That would lessen the itching.