You can be arrested and convicted of a crime and possibly do jail time

You probably can't - see a lawyer

You want to sign up to have someone operate on your brain?  Good luck

It's like a save-the-date notice - you have to be someplace important - court!

Definitely can be - teenagers have been charged criminally for this

You can't - and you should not try

Why would you want to do that? And be aware it is illegal in certain states.