Technically saliva does not carry the virus. However, if the person has an open cut in their mouth and their saliva gets into your cut its a possibility.

Rats are some of the best pets ever. No joke. Fancy rats are really intelligent and you can train them just like dogs. They are super lovable and very cuddly. I miss my rats.

I believe that was fish...

Tell him if he ever resurfaces before having pleased you again you're going to feed his balls to the neighbors dog.  Or Leave him for a knowledgeable lesbian.  She'll treat you right... Or at least give you good head.  Also  The amount of rug you have down there equates directly to the amount of enjoyment … Read more

Really? You're going to make a generic family reunion speech? Just write a speech for yourself. Make sure to include things about your family in it. Don't forget to send me an invite!

It depends. Does it deserve it?

Jello... Lots and lots of jello. Trust me.

The same thing it means in math class.

2,462,110... Or the way you wrote it is fine.

Because we're different from them. That and they don't want to admit that they got most of their rituals and saints from us dirty pagans.

Giant gaping mouths with rows of sharp teeth.