A long way away

Like any other pet. Feed bathe play you know, but they're are special foods and things for ducks

Dye it or bleach it or stay in the sunlight...a lot!

Dump him and call the cops if he loves you he wouldnt do that, or maybe anger management, talk to him about it..

I don't know, but I have a cousin named kylie so my guess is beautiful and crazy

Si vis pacem, para bellum is a Latin adage translated as, "If you wish for peace, prepare for war".