I've heard one theory that considers Filipino Contortionists, Manilla Folders.

GO ONLINE TO THE MANUFACTURER WEB SITE, FIND YOUR UNIT AND WHAALA! O.K Using a search engine, enter the name of the unit manufacturer. find the home page of the manufacturer and click it. Look for the "support" area and click that. They will then ask,(or provide a pull … Read more

Go to the Phllips we site, find your dvd player and make note of the remote control code number.

If you are also without the instructions for the universal remote go to their web site for the instructions and you are on your way.

It might be fun to use a Shakespeare play. Maybe King Richard addressing his troops only substitute the appropriate when appropriate and speak it with an overt clarion voice. Those who aren't stupid will get the humor. Those who are you'll know never to invite to bar-b-ques.