Try making a myspace account and add as many people as you can. Hang up fliers around your neighbor hood. Tell your clients to tell your clients. Print up some business cards. There's a lot you can do.

Yes, it can decrease your sperm count, drastically might I add. It can never make you sterile and the effects are never perminent. As for brain cells, they're totally fine. Marijuana does absolutely no harm to the brain or body. Cigarettes and alcohol are more dangerous than marijuana.

Stay out of the sunlight. Use Sunscreen whenever you go outside. If I'm not mistaken, I believe they make a lotion that should lighten your skin tone.

There is no documented name for a fear of mustard. You call it mustophobia or something.

You should do some research before trying it again.

The part people are missing is that sometimes, porn is an addiction. A mental fix. Trust me honey, you throw on some spicy clothing and work some moves, he'll forget about that 'ol computer.     If that doesn't work, fry his hard drive.

Lol. Don't worry dude. It's totally normal.