I am quite simply the most awesome guy on the planet. FACT. my favorite food is cucumber because cucumber is awesome. FACT. erveryone i meet is jelouse of my awesomeness. i am like the male princess Diana of awesomeness. in FACT, someone was so amazed by my awesomeness they decided to be my slave. FACT. my house is 3 stories with a pool, zipwire, hot tub