I think more information is neccesary. Try dreammoods.com. They have a massive dictionary in which you can look up words and symbols to try to decode your dreams, and also have a larger forum where you can type out the entire dream and others (some proffesionals along with some site members) can give their input.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJ27IbfDpSMthis one is pretty easy to do, and there are other tips in the downbar of the video. If you dont like this one there are many more on that channel. Good luck!
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