Neither. Why the heck would I want to wear someone's underwear or use someone else's dirty toothbrush? I'd probably throw up if I were to do that. Neither!!!!!!!!!!!!

Someone else's underwear. I cannot imagine using someone else's toothbrush when it still might have food stuff stuck to it. I'm really fishy about that stuff. Ahem, excuse me, *squirmy* about that kind of stuff because it's gross.

"Nothing pleases me more than seeing you in Heaven rather than Hell, Knightleigh. You were a pretty naughty son." -Mom and Dad

Goodbye Felicia.

Dear Isabelle Marie Dandurand,
Just yesterday you were in diapers. Today you're wearing nothing but underwear and a cowgirl hat, screaming, "YEEEHAWW," in the house, pretending you're the lone ranger, (not right now, now but when I was little) We love you so much. But you're irrational and counter-productive sometimes. Also, we'd like to share with … Read more

Do you fear death? Do you fear that dark abyss? All your deeds laid bare, all your sins punished?

OR maybe something like this:

In loving memory of NJ Bohemian, who is not dead... Oh I'll just go with "Well I make a habit out of doing things that people say I can't do: Walk through fire, … Read more

In "not loving" memory of Kassidy Alexandria Jones who is probably not dead at the moment . . . *BOOM*

Life is cruel. Why should the afterlife be any different?