Thank you all for the answers and please share any more advice you might come up with.  To clarify there's not anything mentally wrong with her, it's not a health thing, it's legitimate situations around her that are causing this. I know some of them, but not many.

Could you add a small plant to your play area in a garden pot or something. Maybe have the same kind of plant at different stages of growth in other pots lined up. Or possibly have a tub of water and multiple objects for them to experiment with to learn about floating and sinking.

I wouldn't say it's ruining people's lives, but people do it way too much, especially too much on the road. Texting is nice for a quick Q/A, or when it's not convenient to call but if people did more calling and less texting there would be less misunderstandings, more personal conversations, and more meaning to … Read more

Injuring a child above disciplinary necessity is not OK but while your kids are about 1-6, when they don't understand the dynamics of disobeying, they need to know there are consequences for doing things. 

For instance, standing on the table is not safe because they could fall and break or bruise a bone. Putting them in … Read more

I completely understand! Sometimes I feel the fact same way! I never know what to say when and when I try to make a joke or something no one understands me. (No, I'm not just a bad joke maker) I feel awkward and out of place, and like everyone's putting on a nice face for … Read more

"There's only one God ma'am, and I don't think he dresses like that." Captain America

"I am a god, and I will not be thrown around like a rag doll.."

*crash crash crash

"Puny god."

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