Here you go. Let's make this funny by adding a caption.☺?
"Dude, maybe we should not have drank that Rum you found. "
"That's the trippiest mirage yet!"
Next time we find a genie in a bottle I will do the speaking! You left it too vague when you told the genie "I wish to be stranded on a deserted tropical island staring at a bunch of sweet hot things!"
Give genie a break?
Speaking about the most important and necessary skills, I can’t but mention writing as the first one. Indeed, if you are in the Internet community, what is the first thing you do here? Surely, write to speak to other users. So places like can be rather useful for such purposes, as you can see simple ways of how to do it. Have you tried to start communicate without anybody’s assistance and reading a book? It was too difficult for me first.