Lobotomy
Oh boy!!! How about a colonoscopy, buy one get one for your friend. :)
Buy one get one free Casket
Enjoy another death of a loved one!
A winter trip to Siberia. :)
Liver.
~ ugh...no thanks. Can't stand the smell or the taste even if it's fancied up with onions ~
Well you'd have to WANT to buy something first, then you realize it was so horrible the free one wasnt worth the price!?!? Lol!