First of all for the record I want to say I think your just a troll BUT in case there is any kind of truth behind this baloney of a question I will give you the best advice you will EVER get.... RUN! Run long, run hard, run far! Run so quick you leave a trail of smoke behind you! R U N! Why would you want to do that to your girlfriend? I feel bad for HER! Not you! How dare you even phantom this idea! If you wanna know what's best for you, RUN!
How do I seduce my girlfriend’s mom? Okay, so before anyone tries to tell me it’s messed up or whatever, just know I’m going to ignore you because I’m just trying to find some real help here. Anyways, first off should it be obvious that she wants to have sex with me if she’s done things like texting my girlfriend early in the morning when my girlfriend and I were staying the night and said to not come downstairs because she was “playing with her toys” (it just sounds to me like she was hoping my girlfriend was still asleep and that I would’ve seen the text and tried to catch her in the act. Maybe that’s not what it was but I’m pretty sure it was). And she’s also tried to sit down on a bed I was sitting on and as she was going to sit down her butt was right in my face and she kinda leaned over a bit as it was in my face. Now should it be obvious that she wants to have sex with me? And if so how do I seduce her?? Advice please!
Tell your ( not) father in law.
Please grow up!
We need more information. Please consult a chart of civil law relations and better identify the relationships you refer to.
She isn't your mother in law, and your girlfriend deserves someone far better than you, and if her mom is flirting with you deserves an even better mom. My guess you are going to end up looking like the pillock you really are.
First of all, she is not your Mother in Law if her daughter is your girlfriend! Get a life and leave her alone!
Your sick
Every person here is right. This is just wrong. Is Grandma hot? smh
Please get lost.
What the heck.......... That's just gross!!!!
you dont