You are the latest relationship expert. What relationship advice would you give? (This questions ambiguous. 😅 Have fun!)

When your man says, "gimme a samwich", hop to it and make that man a sandwich.

Always be in backhanding distance. Need to know my place.

Never go to sleep angry.  Stay up all night plotting revenge.  If your marriage is really on the rocks, have a baby.  That'll fix everything.

Don't be afraid to look up,

just be sure not to step in anything.

Just listening to someone and NOT voicing your opinion is extremely supportive without being judgmental.

Sometimes that is what people want . . . If they want your input on what you would do, they will ask, and be sure to rephrase it back to them as "What I would do is this . . . . But that is me, and I'm not you." - This leaves an option out there with no pressure.

Also, back your spouse. Unless its an obvious heinous thing they have done, you need to back them on the normal everyday little things they talk to you about.

Just follow Wheaton's Law.