IF we all had to be an act in a circus . . . what act would you LIKE to be, and what act would you most likely end up in?

I would be a clown

Want to be: The flying trapeze.

Most likely: Ticket attendee.

I'd want to work in the pizza concession stand.

To kick things off, I would like to be a fortune teller . . . Probably "Zoltar the Magnificent" (Because "Zed the Mediocre" was already taken) and I would dress like this:

I think I would end up actually doing this or maybe a clown like Pennywise:

I would like to be on the trapeze, but am not agile enough for that anymore.

I would be the person who went ahead to the next city putting up the flyers and advertising for the coming show.

I think it would b cool to b a lion tamer but I also think I'd be too chicken. So I'd settle for training dogs to jump thru hoops.

I would want to be that graceful lady on the high wire.  In reality, I would probably be cleaning cages.

Can I just be the announcer? You know.....

Here comes Dark the Magnificent! He's cool! He's calm! He's collected and he can tell your future!

Next we have Otis the clown! Oh boy can he turn that frown upside down! And if his act don't work just meet him behind the tents and he will give you some circus peanut shine! That'll surely give you a smile!

Your gonna need that shine in order to see our Janis delicately tip toe across the high wire. Shhhh don't make a sound cuz if she hits the ground she just may be cleaning cages next year!

Next we have one who thinks she's quick, sneaky, quiet and she's slick. Watch her as she tries to trick but those who love her knows she's Skip!

Ahh oh!!! Who is that I see?! But our very own clown Tiger staring at me! I see a smile but underneath is drool! Blood thirsty and hungry for a fool. I look behind then to both of my sides and who is it but our mod trying to hide! 

Let's open this small package, what do you see? Oh my it's our own young Emalee! She's twisted, flexible, tied in a knot! How'd she squeeze herself in this little box! 

Next we have Walter the lion tamer! He spent far too many years keeping inmates tame! These lions are mere pussy cats to him!

Then we have our newest member of the circus Joyce the dog trainer! Watch as her puppies perform at 100 percent accuracy. But you better catch her now cuz next year she will be taming those lions with Walter!

(And the crowd goes wild)

Don't forget to stop by Hippy's house of herbs! He'll get-cha the best deal around guaranteed... No really..... He grows his very own herbs in his closet!

And as you leave don't forget to say good bye to our wonderfully beautiful booty shaking ticket taker RefreshMe!

If you like our show follow us to the next town where our very own trapeze artist Gator Blu will be. She is hanging up flyers getting an audience already!

I'm going to help Otis! I want to be a clown too.