I'll go with Mark Twain.
"Education is important, but big biceps are importanter" Hippy
"SOME PEOPLE CARE TOO MUCH, I THINK ITS CALLED LOVE."
WINNIE THE POOH
"Extraordinary require Extraordinary evidence." . . . .
Oh Yeah, and "Walter hits like a girl!"
Just kidding buddy, don't hit me . . . . Like a girl!
My shine is the best
"I'll cook for you after we graduate"