Nil, none, nada chance.
Well I could show off my dance skills, but I prefer to dance in a group rather than by myself. So probably not a high chance.
1 in 15.
Bwahahahaha!!! I gotta have talent before do a talent show! Lol!
If sarcasm can be used as a talent, I would have every chance of winning. However if I was forced to sing... Let's just say the Xs from America's Got Talent would all be lit up, and the EMTs would be treating people for the bleeding in their ears. Simply put, no chance off winning.
Not a snow ball chance in ---- !
Depends on who else in it?