What are your 3 "nevers"? 3 "always"?

• Never loan money
• Don't tug on Superman's cape
• Never spit into the wind
• Always smile
• Always be nice to animals
• Always give hugs away freely
  

1. Never get in an elevator with a "unknown" woman alone.

2. Never, ever, park (even if it is legal) near a bus stop.

3. Never ever rush a pregnant women to a hospital without covering the car's interior with plastic.

Yes there is a story for each.

#2- I worked at a ground floor office in the city, long before parking meters. If I came in 15 minutes early I got to park right in front of the door. Just in front of the parking space was a Public Bus Stop. During a three year period my car was side swiped three times and totally destroyed just before the city paid for the last side swiping.

#3- During a six year period, all the circumstances being different, I managed to deliver or have delivered 5 babies in my poor car (not the one in #2).  Without going into major detail I can say, as for me, the water breaking was more of a relief in the middle of traveling 80 mph to the hospital.  However, on two occassions the afterbirth could not be prevented. The cloth seats were like sponges on those July and August days.

#1- One to many unhinged ladies rode the elevstors back then.

1. Never get in the car for a road trip without first making sure everyone goes to the bathroom.

2. Never expect to sleep in if Skully is around.

3. Never worry about the "what if". It is wasted time and energy.

1. Always end a phone call with a loved one with "I love you.".

2. Always get gas gas when the gauge reads 1/4 of a tank.

3. Always hold the door open for the person behind you.