Where were you at the time of the crime? You better tell the truth. I'm checking your alibi.

I was in church, washing the feet of the nuns.

I was innocently cooking a nice well balanced home cooked meal for my family..... Ah heck I don't even believe this alibi! Pffft!

Unlike Hippy, I was out on the boat with a bunch of rock stars and Playboy centerfolds, ...as usual.

I was on here. Fingers too busy typing that I couldn't have done it.

~ air tight alibi ~

I was engaged in a temporal/spacial trade of my consciousness into another body.

If my body here was involved in a crime, it wasn't ME.

I was sleeping the whole time.

I was with Moses, when he was parting the Red Sea 🌊

I slept through the whole thing ... I always do!

Not me !

I'm checking Birthday dates out

Ok ok i will turn myself in

I was in the bedroom rearranging the furniture. It is much more functional now.