My answer is R rated.
Phenomenal sex
If you take the first letter of your first and last name, can you make two words that sound good together? You can use your user names on here. Example, mine would be Shiny Gold.
Tiny Places
Fat Junkie
My maiden name..... Would be Registered Nurse Practitioner! Lol!
Married name...... Rainbow Dash (from My Little Pony.)
Lazy F***
Laissez-Faire
Low-Fi
There are some good ones :P