What are some of the best insults in your repertoire?

After I tell a quick joke I tell them to go tell it to all of their friends

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Both of them.

I know a lot of British people so: "pillock" and "clod"

I myself am fond of "idjit"

I don't engage in mental combat with the unarmed.

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

You're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.

It looks like your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a hammer.

You are proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.

I am not about to have a battle of witts

with an unarmed person.

I am not one who is much for insults, but I do like, "You're funny, but looks aren't everything."

I don't have a repertoire---I am usually always inspired by the situation if moment.

Being on Q & A sites usually prevents my best ones from being posted.