It just so happened this afternoon. I decided to splurge and run the car through a car wash. The car in front of me was a convertable with the top down. The driver was a middle aged lady, just in case you were wondering, she wasn't a blond. I sat there thinking the top would not have room to come up and close if she drove under the brushes and stuff. When it came time, sure enough she drove in top down with a plastic bag on her head. I and a few other got out of our cars just to make sure she did it on porpuse. She indicated she did drive in purpose. Once the wash, rinse, wax, and blow dry cycles were finished she drove out and explained she had just found her husband red handed, cheating on her and it was his car. She drove across the highway, parked the car in front of a fire hydrant, keyed the side of the car with a nail file and dropped the keyfob down a sewer grate.
