Nope. I'd chain all of the spammers in Ningbo to the nuclear rocket and blast them into outer space and explode it out there.
No, I wouldn't waste it on something like that. I might declare myself an independent nation and keep my nuke as a deterrent.
To start with I wouldn't. Assuming I had nuclear weapon, others would have it too, won't they? Then it is the same old story blow the hell out of each other and achieve nothing.
How dare you! War is nothing to joke around about! Get off this site little boy.... Adults are talking here.