Losing it on the top is caused by making U-turns under the sheets.
what's the difference between hair on the top of the head, compared to the back and sides? (Like why do men go bald at the top but never the back or sides?)
Gravity pulls the hair on top to the sides. What was on the sides moves to the ears, nose and eyebrows.
In the future everyone is bald.
We look at animals with envous eyes.