Its national it professonals day.national butterscotch pudding day. And talk like a pirate day. So how do you talk like a pirate??😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛

Arrgh, me matey! I love Talk Like a Pirate Day!

Shiver me timbers!  Ye got another scalywag on yer crew.

Aye bucko, fetch me a bowl of warm butterscotch pudding.

Yeah pirates day !

A seaman noticed that the pirate had a pegleg, a handhook and an eye patch.

" Hey Captain,  how did you get the peghook ? "

➡" well I was swept off the ship in a storm and a shark took my leg."

"Okay Captain, how did you lose your hand ?"

➡" Defending our ship in battle. I lost it in a sword fight."

" Captiain, the eyepatch, how did you lose your eye ?"

➡" It was because seagull poop. "

" Seagull poop Captain ?

➡" Yeah it was my first day with the hook."

Avast ye mateys! I'll be havin' me butterscotch puddin' in the crows nest whilst ye scalywags swab the deck. And no hornswagglin' or ye'll be walkin' the plank!  ARRR!!!

I can't recall any other pirate talk so I'll just walk the plank..... :0(

NO WAIT! You can keep me on the ship! I can be useful! Just have me make dinner for the crew on the enemy ship. Then I will act the part of the "wench" and bring them the food. It will "blow the man down" and we can "plunder" his "booty!"