In the voice of Charlize Theron:
"Wake up you studly hunk of man meat."
If your alarm clock could wake you up with spoken words, what would it say?
" Is that coffee I smell? "
"Rise and shine, it's orange juice time!"
One of my best friends used to say that.
Wake up Sunshine you are going to have a terrific day. Remember what today is? (Not knowing the answer to the question will not let me go back to sleep.)
Don't Hit Me! I didn't set MYSELF for this ungodly hour.
" Wake up sleepy head" spoken in a whisper progressively getting louder....until a scream.
Ozzy crazy train song
If I used a clock.. Rise and shine it's a beautiful day, let's go.
I'm retired. I sort of remember having an alarm clock, but I forget what they are for.
I know it's something involved with reminding me about something I had to do....
My music is better.
My phone wakes me every morning with "Get up you lazy sod" in my voice. I must have told it to do that at some time. Can't remember when though.