Can't choose a single one rip ;-;
What was your biggest FML moment?
I have no idea what an FML is.
Explain FML?
Taking out an MGB I had just sunk 2k into, and having the new pickup truck slam on his breaks to avoid hitting another car on wet pavement . . . Hit his back bumper . . . The day before my insurance was called in on that car . . .
Paid out of pocket to replace the guys bumper and stored my crunched MGB until someone bought it.
My husband lying in a hospital bed in a coma and we were half the country away from family. He got better and is well now, but very scary and felt all alone.
FMyLife is an English-language blog that serves as "a recollection of everyday anecdotes likely to happen to anyone". Posts on the site are short, user-submitted stories of unfortunate happenings that begin with "Today" and end with "FML". Wikipedia
Dark Majinn posted a good example of what you would find on the blog.
Also, check Urban Dictionary.