Why are you dead?
Why did you die without writing more stuff?
If you could ask your favorite author 2 questions what would they be?
Did you trim your own beard?
How badly did it hurt when you shot yourself?
Did you really buy the van that hit you and beat it up with a baseball bat?
How much would you charge to tutor me?
What else is on the menu besides green eggs and ham?
See that one driving a little car. Does it come in blue?
And just to satisfy my curiosity...
Is that a wocket in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Can you finish writing your novels already?
Who do I have to kill to make you finish your novels?
Would you autograph my copy of your book ?
How did you know when to stop writing the last page of your book ?
