I'm going with golf. I can walk out, tee up, pick a club... Yeah. Then I'm busted.
What sport could you play the longest in a televised game without anyone knowing you aren't a professional? How long would you last?
I might last 4 downs in a football game. But after that, with my age, I'd probably be carried off on a stretcher.
I could last an entire pro baseball game, as a bench warmer.
I suspect right field ion a baseball game.