Darik Majoren

We've all gotten to know each other pretty well. Which Burtit Community friend would you choose to give your eulogy and why?

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HappyTo BeHereTo Profile

I'd want to bring Didge back.  He knows better than to take my life seriously, and the man can tell a story!  As a matter of fact, his license to tell lies will spice up the boring parts.

Ancient Hippy Profile
Ancient Hippy answered

I would choose Walter the Grump. He knows me pretty well and it would be cool to see him squirming when my cell phone goes off in my casket.

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Darik Majoren
Darik Majoren commented
I would have to drive a frozen pizza slice into your chest . . .
Otherwise you would go around sucking the pizza sauce off of many victim's pizzas . . . LOL
Oh, and Garlic won't work on you . . . it only makes you hungrier . .
Ancient Hippy
Ancient Hippy commented
Wow, you've got me pegged. LMBO
Skip  Gentry
Skip Gentry commented
Lol!
Otis Campbell Profile
Otis Campbell answered

Echooos tiger and skip would use flamable glitter to burn ole otis up

dragonfly forty-six Profile

I honestly believe that all of you would have a few things to say for my eulogy. Over the years my answers have made me familiar to many. You all know me pretty well. I'll need you all to roast me a little too.

Water Nebula Profile
Water Nebula answered

Dragonfly and Sudo because I liek dragons :3

Danae Hitch Profile
Danae Hitch answered

I would have Yin do the eulogy - she's my sister from another mother.  I think the coup de gras would be to have an oven blow up at the end of the service.


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Yin And Yang
Yin And Yang commented
😭😭😭 I promise!!!! 😭😭😭😭
Danae Hitch
Danae Hitch commented
Next week? How's Tuesday look for you????? And I want a place to go where we just go boldly into the kitchen and set the ovens a'cookin' - they won't know what hit them!!! 😭😭😭
Yin And Yang
Yin And Yang commented
Well in that case..... BRING EM ON!!!! I think we should rally a group of oppressed people who want to break away from the shackles of their kitchen and explore other options.... We will name it "fifty shades of charcoal" lololololol!!!!!!!

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