Here's Mr. Legs.
I'd do the rubber chicken throwing contest. They used to toss rolling pins. A few bad throws, and you can see why they changed it.
Watching state fair highlights, I saw all kinds of silly contests. "Mr. Legs" was great. Those guys had some hairy gams! What contests do you think look fun? Would you try one?
Pie eating contest maybe.
How about playing hot potatoe with a life sized replica of Hippy's beautiful ex-wife's head!!!
Mine has always been the best pie contest. I was snookered into entering a pie contest in a small town fair in Ohio many years ago. I took two premade crusts, a can of apple pie filling and some powered sugar for the finale. I won first prize, a $5 coupon to the local DQ, I was haunted for the recipe for ages.