Stop and think. What was your very first thought this morning? I'll tell you mine in an answer.

Gotta pee!!!!!!!

Five more minutes!

Stupid cat!  Be quiet!

Well here it is: Otis walking around in his sparkling underwear, puffing on his cigar, drinking his Pepsi, while Motormouth looked on.

Turn off the protection grid,

Take B.P.

Do Yoga.

Gotta pee. Wait, I need to sleep for 10 more minutes.  Oh no, I can't - gotta pee.  Is Baby E up ?  O my goodness, isn't it Saturday yet?

The same as every morning:

Another day!!!

I'm on holidays. ..go back to sleep. ~ sigh , i have to pee ~ Can I find that sweet spot on the pillow again ?

"I wonder how my sister is doing. I really miss her this morning. Oh crap! I slept in."

"Skully, please go back to sleep. Your breakfast isn't until 7:00."

(We went back to sleep for 25 minutes.)

"Ok Skully, thanks for the extra 5 minutes.)

I should've slept earlier last night