A couple of years ago I got a text that read:
"Sorry I was out when you called, I'm back home now if you want to come round. Sheila."
I don't know anyone called Sheila.
What's the weirdest text you ever got?
Um... Well I got a revealing picture from my daughter-in-law that was intended for my son.
Well one night my daughter who had a psychotic break once told me that Jesus was looking for his phone at her friends house. I told her to come home right now or if she could tell me where she was and that I needed to pick her up fearing she was going psychotic once again. Turns out it was Jesus and you say it the hispanic way Hay-suess not Jesus son of God. We laughed from relief and the thought of it.
Some girl announcing that she was pregnant and that I was the daddy. I had to text her back and let her know that she made an ooops.
The one that always sticks out for me actually happened to a friend of mine. Picture this...... A group of ladies gathering for our Bible study..... She is the one who has snack this particular week and she mass texts the group "I am bringing some pastries for snack" but autocorrect (when the feature first came out on cell phones still had some bugs to work out) accidently sent the word penises for pastries! Lol! Thankfully we are all closer then family and she survived the glitch! Lol!
Thankfully it was a couple months after my wife passed before I terminated her telephone service. I turned it on to check her messages because many people had not been aware of her passing. The phone had been off at least three months. The very last message was from a former co-worker of hers who live accross the country. It read like this, "Hi this is Jane (not her real name) I just heard you passed away. Is it true? Did you pass? Are they messing with me?" Well I wasn't thinking and I answered the text with, "Yes it is true I passed away on such and such a date". And I sent it. Never heard from her again.