If you could sit down and talk with any fictional character, who would it be? What would you talk about?

I'd talk to god, and ask how he got almost everything wrong.

Dr. Who, I'd ask for a loan of his Tardis for a few hours.

He and I would chat about the countless depravities carried out in his name. I hope I wouldn't need to speak Aramaic though.

Bugs bunny.  Why he never gets hurt by elmur fudd

Queen Azshara so she could direct me to N'Zoth and bestow upon me full dominion over the seas! FOR NAZJATAR MUAHAHAHA

Err...I mean..talk about the weather?