Silly rabbit! Trixs are for kids!
Kool-Aid Kool-Aid, tastes great! Wish we had some! Can't wait!
"Oh I wonder where the yellow went, when you brush your teeth with pepsodent".
LOTS!
Oscar Mayer; My bologna has a first name...
McDonalds; You deserve a break today, so get up an get away...
Fritos; Aye, aye-ya-ye I am the Frito bandito.
This one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SAUZGuLrmM
Vaguely racist I guess, although we didn't think about it at the time.
"He's feeling his Cheerios!"
"To look smart, and to be smart too."
LS/MFT
"Are you man enough to eat Granny Goose"
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"From the land of sky-blue waters."
(Hamm's Beer Advertising Song)
Oscar myers weiners