Here lies otis
Since I believe in an afterlife...
See you around
Jan's gone home!
Off the top of my head.... I guess.....
Please don't cry.
Either of the following:
Z was cremated.
Or:
I'm probably "downstairs".
Loved by all.....
OH! WOW! COOL!
Good day mate :)
Surrounded by idiots.
This isn't Australia?
I've found gold!
Peace At Last!
Grapes was here
À la vie à mort
 I know that's more than 3, but consider this. When translated from French, it says "To life, to death" which is 4 words. But consider THIS! One word is repeating, so technically the sentence encompasses 3 different words
I am free.
Made in Canada.