I'd put it into a room.
( Give it a moment, it will come to you. Its an old saying )
You’ve been given an elephant. You can’t give it away or sell it. What would you do with the elephant?
Funny you'd ask this now, because the National Elephant Center opened recently near here in Fellsmere, Florida. Its a sanctuary devoted to the pachyderm, I would have my new buddy taken there.
Trade it..... I want a Starbucks.
This is easy if freaking ride mine every where I went and if anyone told me my elephant wasn't allowed if just walk write past them because what are they gonna do to and elephant? If they try to tranquilizer or shoot my elephant I will protect him!!
Charge the neighborhood kids a dollar for a ride on my sweet pachyderm! Of course, it would be my luck that my elephant would spend all of his time like this:
Keep him as pet