I'd be crying in the bushes about my broken hip.
You've been missing for eight days... when the police find you, what are you doing when they see you?
Rowing.
My leg is broke
I have decided to take the roadster down the coast and say "To hell with it!" regarding work . . . Chances are I am making many stops to get great photos during my hiatous.
I'd be in the toilet
You can't discover me now - I'm almost finished writing Chapter One!
Puzzled?