I would build myself a castle, have a room full of wenches and have the fanciest hippie throne that you've ever seen.
Eliminate the Republican and Democratic parties. The extremist of these parties have taken control of our politicsand are not only dividing the US, but stalling any progress.
If i was given such opportunity i would have loved to become a leader of such a country where equal rights were not given to LGBT community ! I as a leader would have then made laws and orders for this communities freedom ! This would have made easy for such community to live proudly and respectfully .
BECAUSE IT'S ALL ABOUT LOVE AND EMOTIONS !
Pick a good vice presdent that will help me out.
CANCEL BREXIT!!!
Make everyone accountable for their actions. Everyone must contribute to their societal environment in one way or another.
I can also tell you what I won't do
Certainly WONT be throwing big extravagant parties/celebrations with taxpayers money .. Money that should be earmarked to pay for support and services of our citizens ( primarily the elderly and military)
WONT be increasing taxes to subsidize and pay incessant salaries of government employees (especially elected officials) , or office buildings.
... Then I would "clean house" so to speak the next day!
Well,as you can see, I had the chance, and am getting the chance, very soon, now. Wish me luck. Oh....how does my hair look? You like the wind-swept look, anyone?
Haven't decided what to do first. Probably have a dump and a bologna sandwich, some Jack Daniels, and a bite of Melania, to start the day off right. Aaahhhhh!
Add more national day offs
Create a clear accountability of every tax paid cent spent. Money in / money out.