What would be the bright side to losing your sense of smell?

Skunks don't scare you anymore. (unless they bite you and you get rabies or something)

You'd never know when you ran into someone else's "green cloud" at the store! 😲

I'm not gonna state the obvious but I will tell you a story.

Man goes to see the doctor and complained of his chronic flatulence. "It doesn't stink," said the patient, "but it does happen all the time. Can you help."

So the doctor gave him a prescription with instructions to come back in two weeks.

When the guy came back he was distraught. He said, "Doctor, what have you done? I'm still breaking wind just as much but now it really smells bad."

"Ah, good," quoth the doctor. "We've fixed up your sense of smell, then..."

I'd go back to school and become a very happy, rich proctologist.

Having no problems cutting up onions or smelling my home cooking!