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If you were creating a profile on a dating website what would be the first line of your bio?

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Jaimie  JT Profile
Jaimie JT answered

I would never join a dating site cos it's not for me:)  ... But if I did I think my first line in my bio would be " Hi , I probably won't murder you in your sleep unless you drink the last of my wine or sit on one of my 37 cats"  I'd probs have to beat all those online suitors off with a stick then :)

Jann Nikka Profile
Jann Nikka answered

A total outrageous lie. Such as I'm independently wealth, follow by more lies and I'm very honest and live in a mansion. Find a pic of Charlize Theron, alter it a bit and claim its me.

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Jaimie  JT
Jaimie JT commented
Lol :) I'm guessing that's what 70 % of online daters do anyway ... Bunch of bull shizit :p
Jann Nikka
Jann Nikka commented
Yep, 99% seem to be just a bunch of worthless, catfishing, scamming 😝liars.
Jann Nikka
Jann Nikka commented
Hi Juan LOL
SuperFly Original Profile

SEXY AS HELL

Woof Woofy Profile
Woof Woofy answered

IM TOTALLY SKUNKALICIOUS ;D PS. You can get me to stay around longer if you have flowers in your garden but don't expect to get rid of me if you do.

Didge Doo Profile
Didge Doo answered

The definitive comment on dating websites comes from Dr Mallard of NCIS fame. He said "I don't think my soulmate is a mouse click away."

My first line would be, "Geezer seeks athletic granny for casual copulation. Please post bikini photgraph.'

dragonfly forty-six Profile

Gold digging dragonfly seeking an obscenely rich sugar daddy. Must have a little junk in your trunk and large feet. Faint at heart need not apply, I'll eat you for breakfast.

Austin Jones Profile
Austin Jones answered

I've never really used a dating website I've been with my girlfreind for two years now but I guess it would be hi and then my name

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