This is in honor of Rooster! 🐓 What's your favorite euphemism for passing gas?  I like "stepped on a duck."

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Ancient Hippy Profile
Ancient Hippy answered

"Sat on a frog."

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Rooster Cogburn , Rooster Cogburn, answered

Somebody's talking behind my back !

They have bad breath too !  LOL

otis campbell Profile
otis campbell answered

Thats how rooster controls flash mobs with flash gas

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Didge Doo answered

I once saw a very elegant, well-dressed, well-spoken woman on a TV quiz show who was offered an elaborate electric stove as a prize. She said, "No thank you, Tony. I have gas."

They both stood silently for all of five seconds before she added, without the slightest embarrassment, "At home, I mean."

A memorable TV moment.

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