This is in honor of Rooster! 🐓 What's your favorite euphemism for passing gas? I like "stepped on a duck."
My husband asks if I heard the barking spider.
"Sat on a frog."
Somebody's talking behind my back !
They have bad breath too ! LOL
7.4 on the rectum scale ...
My Children affectionately called it a "Butt Burp".
Thats how rooster controls flash mobs with flash gas
I was told its called "Enemy Fire".
Before it happens, I usually say "And now a word from our sponsor."
I once saw a very elegant, well-dressed, well-spoken woman on a TV quiz show who was offered an elaborate electric stove as a prize. She said, "No thank you, Tony. I have gas."
They both stood silently for all of five seconds before she added, without the slightest embarrassment, "At home, I mean."
A memorable TV moment.